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Alison played shutterbug. I think I like the new pictures, and since she WILL NOT STOP NAGGING ME until I upload them, here they are.

The comments are all mine. The pictures are all her.

When are your new ones going up, dear?

Date: 2005-04-21 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dazzler.livejournal.com
They are very nice pictures. Very!

And I did put mine up. I just didn't tell everyone yet. ;)

(And this is still not distracting me from the massive attack of nervous. NERVOUS! AAAH!)

Maybe.

Date: 2005-04-21 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com
But my usual cure for nervous was a no-go for obvious reasons.

Stupid female biology.

You'll be FINE! Stop pacing the floor, and at this point I am half-expecting to see laser-etchings in the ceiling from your pacing!

Salaam,
Haroun

...

Date: 2005-04-21 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dazzler.livejournal.com
I am going to find a pillow and beat you to death with it now. Perfect stress therapy.

Don't move, I'll be right there.

You have to catch me first!

Date: 2005-04-21 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com
And the Third Dimension is my friend!

HA!

Salaam,
Haroun

Re: You have to catch me first!

Date: 2005-04-21 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dazzler.livejournal.com
I can think of a few ways to lure you down...

You CHEAT

Date: 2005-04-22 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com
You cheat worse than Nathan playing Chess!

salaam,
Haroun

:D

Date: 2005-04-22 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dazzler.livejournal.com
And it works too!

Wench.

Date: 2005-04-22 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com
100% pure, Grade-A home-grown _wench_.

Date: 2005-04-21 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-foliate.livejournal.com
Your aversion to shirts is duly noted.

Date: 2005-04-21 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
I never really pictured you as a GWAR fan...

Date: 2005-04-21 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
You'd be surprised. Mr. al-Rashid's the only person around here who appreciates music with more power chords and beats-per-minute than my usual stuff.

Which reminds me...

Date: 2005-04-21 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com
Next time something decently loud rolls through town, we should go.

Up for it? Bring your shitkicker leg.

Salaam,
Haroun

Re: Which reminds me...

Date: 2005-04-21 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Really? You're on.

They make me laugh

Date: 2005-04-21 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com
What can I say?

Salaam,
Haroun

Re: They make me laugh

Date: 2005-04-22 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
um...who are you and what have you done with my teacher?

Oh come _ON_!

Date: 2005-04-22 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com
How can you not find this funny?

--

The Legend of GWAR began millions of years ago when the aliens rampaged across the galaxy with a gang of space pirates called the Scumdogs of the Universe. Falling out of favor with their Master, GWAR was imprisoned on the most remote mudball planet in the galaxy...Earth. After killing off the dinosaurs and inadvertently creating the human species by raping prehistoric apes, GWAR began to significantly influence the development of the planet, until that wild gig in Atlantis, when it was decided that GWAR should be entombed in Antarctica. Thus, preventing them from screwing up Earth any further.

Several thousand years later GWAR were stumbled upon and awakened by, Sleazy P. Martini, a known pimp, pusher, pornographer, and record executive for Capitalist Records, accidentally stumbled into GWAR's Antarctic tomb and woke them. He took them to New York, gave them electric guitars, and began to market them as his latest Rock-n-Roll sensation. Some of GWAR's adventures are chronicled in their albums, comics, and videos, but there are still plenty of GWAR stories waiting to be told.

Now the only way to truly validate your life before death is to join the masses of "lowly zit-ridden scum of outcast prepubescence" when GWAR comes to ravish and bloody your mutant town.

--

It's a laugh-riot!


Salaam,
Haroun

Re: Oh come _ON_!

Date: 2005-04-22 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
....now I know you're a pod person.

the Spiders from Mars could defeat GWAR any day. with or without Ziggy.

You're missing a point.

Date: 2005-04-22 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com
You're one of the "lowly zit-ridden scum of outcast prepubescence." And the Spiders from Mars are no match for the Things Out Of Time.

Besides, GWAR kicks ass. All there is to it.

Haroun

says you

Date: 2005-04-22 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
"lowly zit-ridden scum of outcast prepubescence." does NOT describe me.

first of all, I am not a lowly anything or scum. second, for all my other skin problems, I do not have zits. third: outcast is um...okay, fine. if you must. and last: I am not prepubescence. I haven't been that since I was still normal colored.

and GWAR does not kick ass, it merely makes me want to have sinus congestion so I don't have to smell them.

Says me.

Date: 2005-04-22 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com
And you're not being very much fun. You're at least supposed to stomp your foot and scream and make a royal nuisance of yourself.

You missed the joke. But that's OK. You like *gag, retch* Bowie, I like GWAR. You like your music meaningful, headtrippy, snesitive.

I like mine like a sledgehammer to the groin while being shocked from a car battery.

Salaam,
Haroun

Re: Says me.

Date: 2005-04-22 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
I am growing up! and that means no more tempertantrums when my teachers are being mean ;)

and Bowie is not really that meaningful, but I'll give you headtrippy.

of course, I like Marilyn Manson and Drain STH too, so I can do sledgehammer...but I draw the line at the Jennitorturers.

Date: 2005-04-22 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-madelyn.livejournal.com
You are such a show-off. *grins* And alas (or perhaps fortunately) there are no holiday snaps for me. Mainly because a fresh surgical scar and fading bruises are not photogenic, although they do get you people waiting on you hand and foot and wanting to know about your car accident. ;)

It's not _my_ fault!

Date: 2005-04-22 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com
Blame the shutterbug with the built-in flash option?

Mmmm.

Flash.

Haroun

They're nice shirts and I like them.

Date: 2005-04-22 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dazzler.livejournal.com
You hid the camera! I want it baaaack!

Also - leaving for Harry's soon. You need to find a shirt. ;)

Ooh.

Date: 2005-04-22 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com
I dunno if I can.

Did you leave me any?

Salaam,
Haroun

oho!

Date: 2005-04-22 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com
Find the shirt!

I love this game!

Salaam,
Haroun

Date: 2005-04-23 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-psylocke.livejournal.com
I am utterly and completely disturbed.

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